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NED and CA has been below I only have one piece of advice. Listen to your body. As for hitting the big I can't wait until 51!! They have said her ovaries and uterus are bulky but tumors have been found and her lymph nodes are slightly swollen in her back. She finally say gyn and did a biopsy this week. Can anyone offer some insight is this something we should be worried about as we are.
Thanks Cynthia Green 2 N. It's been more than 4 years since my fight with metastatic stage IV ovarian cancer. Just saw my ongologist 2 months ago and my CA was 5. Way back in it was I'm enjoying being with my friends and family, working, and doing the things that make me happy. I thank God for my friends and family, the oncology nurses and my gynecologic oncologist. The special things I do Owls head NY housewives personals try and keep my health: I try and eat right at least half of the time.
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Most importantly I keep my medical appointments, listen to the advise of my doctors and always let them know what I am doing and taking. My message to others: Enjoy each day as if it was your last. This life is a journey that eventually ends for all of us.
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Just that name scared me. The doctor explained what options I had depending on whether it was cancer and if it spread and at what stage it was. The biopsy showed that it was stage 1a. I had a total hysterectomy and didn't require any chemo treatments. My surgeon told me "Someone was watching over you". He said that he doesn't see too many patients at stage 1a, they're usually more advanced.
Also the tumor was attached to my back that's what was causing the back pain. Like many others, I was not aware someone as young as me could get ovarian cancer.
I went to the Gynecologist for the first time in my life because I was having discomfort in Adult want real sex Lapel Indiana abdominal area, especially when my bladder was full, and I figured at my age it was time to get checked out in case I would find Mr. Right and decide to start a family someday. The doctor felt some masses in my pelvic region and sent me for a sonogram.
At the time he did not tell me he felt anything. I found out I had a problem from the technicians and then confirmed it with the doctor. I was scheduled for surgery a month later. They did not know it was ovarian cancer until they did the surgery.
Radiology procedures have come a long way since then.
I had 6 treatments of chemotherapy 3 different medicines every 21 daysa biopsy surgery which was negative and two more treatments of chemo. I'm now 48 years old, been married to my soul mate for the last 18 years, and happy to be alive. Adult want real sex Lapel Indiana those of you like me who were young when you were diagnosed and may not be able to have children of your own because of it, just focus on the fact that you are still here and take one day at a time.
Like me, you may find someone who is okay not having children or you can always adopt. Lady looking sex Bokchito spend my time spoiling all my nieces and nephews. Even though it has been 26 years I still see the Oncologist and have the CA test and a pelvic and abdominal sonogram once a year.
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Finally her stomach started to blow up,it was also hard. She went to a md. Who ordered a Ct. She had gone to The Dr. All weekend I had a bad feeling I just knew it wasn't going to be good. Well Monday August 17, came. Hours after her scan the Dr. Our world had just changed.
I went home and did a ton of research. Before her surgery they also discovered,she had an undiagnosed thyroid condition. So surgery was put off.
So she was started on chemo right away. Her first round of Chemo she ended up in the hospital with blood clots in both her lungs,she spent a week in the hospital,she had another round of chemo then on Oct 13th she had her surgery. She had a fabulous surgeon. He cut her vertically about 12 to 16 inches long he removed her ovaries each had large tumors, her omentum her Concord ca swingers.
Swinging. glad had a large tumor. In all she had 3 large tumors and 20 small ones He was very confident he got all visible signs of cancer. She contined with Chemo. I also got her to go to a MD.
They said she is now in remission. Her and my Dad went to Florida for the winter and Surprisingly im not a 48197 Adult want real sex Lapel Indiana continued treatment down there. Both the Chemo and the Vitamin infusions and suppliments.
It was very hard to watch my mom go through the suffering. Plus she is the type of person who feels like she was a burden on us. She is such a caregiver,so it was hard Mature single Oildale California her to be the one in need.
She was stage 3c when she was diagosed. Im trying not to worry about when it will come back. Will she have the strength to do it again?
Will I have the strenth to support her? Its always in the back of my mind. I also wanted to say the vitamins and infusions definatly helped with her energy level.
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